Dwayne the Destroyer Makes First Run UNDER 12 Parsecs!

Soooo, I made this sign, but Des said it might be a felony to impersonate a federal agency so opted not to put it up. Doesn't it look official?

THROWDOWN # 5

Dwayne the Destroyer Beats Han Solo's record time of 12 parsecs for the Kessel Run!

This is the first recorded run to dip lower than 12 parsecs.

(according to a minutes to parsecs conversion table)

Rumor has it that Dwayne was even slowed near the finish by a "tourist"

Time of 6:59

Second Place goes to Double Pinch Flat Noah! Noah killed it on his hometown course and did it without the use of gears or rear suspension!

(WINNER of the SS class)

Time of 7:10

Third Place is an amazing 4 way tie.

(in alphabetical order)

All have a time of 7:14

Blake

Brad

Eric

Landon

Fourth place is Robbie

(sharing photo with Timani)

(crashed twice and still put up a good time)

Time is 7:35

Fifth place is Killer Keith

Time is 7:39

(he's smilin' in every picture!)

Sixth place is Donal

Time is 7:42

Seventh is a tie

Time is 7:46

Alex

(this one hurts doesn't it?)

Doug

WINNER! of the Bike Shop Owner Class

(Troy, you have been called out!)

Eighth

Greg L.

Time is 7:48

(no cheesy photo this time)

Ninth

Chris B

Time is 8:05

Winner of the Female Class!

(Tenth overall)

Jesse K.

Time is 8:06

Eleventh

Dogger

Time is 8:11

Twelfth

Timani

Time is 8:20

This was the best turnout yet, thanks to all who came out to ride and especially to my official timers, Mary and Des!